Wednesday 26 September 2012

Pamintang Durog ep 3: Maling Akala




Siya si Red (Ang crush ko noong bata ako)

Matanda ng isang taon sakin si Red (di tunay na pangalan).
Sa Maynila sila naninirahan noon.
Dahil sa hirap ng buhay sa Maynila lalo na't marami silang magkakapatid,
Nagpasya ang mga magulang nito na sa probinsya na lang sya pag-aralin kasama ang kapatid nyang si Wen sa kanilang Lolo at Lola.
Matanda ako ng dalawang taon kay Wen (Di tunay na pangalan).
Nagpapadala na lang ng panggastos ang mga magulang nila.
Grade 5 si Red at Grade 3 lng si Wen noong nagtransfer sila samin.
Grade 4 ako noon. Magkakalapt lng kame ng classroom.
May mga itsura silang magkakapatid.
Pero si Red ang pinakaguwapo sa kanila.
Guwapo rin ang kuya nyang si Zel, kaya naduduling na ako kung sino ang pipiliin ko noon (landeeeeee!)
Si Zel naman binibisita lang ang mga kapatid nyang sina Red at Wen noon.
Maputi at matangkad. Nasa 20 and above yata siguro sya noon.

Madalas akong tumatambay sa bahay ng pinsan ko na katabi lng ng bahay nila Red tuwing hapon.
Alam niyo kung bakit?  Inaabangan kong maligo si Zel na nakabrief lang lage.
Sa poso lang sya naliligo, at sa murang edad ko noon ay masasabi kong palihim akong malibog.
Sa probinsya naman di naman kawalan sa mga lalake ang maligo sa labas ng nakabrief lang.
Tuwing hapon lang naliligo si Zel, minsan natsatsambahan ko tapos na sya (ay sayang).

Magkapitbahay lng din kame. Malapit sa bahay nila Kuya Jo (na-blog ko na dito).
Pero di na yata naabutan ni Kuya Jo sila Red noon.
Kasama ko rin sila Red at Wen sa mga kalokohan, piknik, adventure, laro, maligo sa irrigation, mamastol ng baka.

Masaya, as in ewan, kasi pag inaalala mo yung kabataan niyo sobrang saya,
Yung namimitas kayo ng mga prutas sa Bukid, tumatambay sa Taas ng bundok at sumisigaw habang pinapakinggan ang echo ng boses.
Kasama mo sa laro, (larong pinoy) maligo sa ilog at sa kalokohan.

Pero si Red lang talaga ang unang crush ko noon.
As in sa talaga, di pwedeng di ko sya nakakasama o nakakalaro.
Sa mata niya ako sobrang nagaguwapuhan, alam mo yung tipong pag tinitigan ka nya eh matutunaw ka.
Pati dimples nya pamatay.

Hindi naman sya sobrang guwapo, I mean nung kabataan mo sya lang ang crush mo pero syempre sa kanya kana guwapong-gwapo.
Straight si Red, pero si Wen noon, nalalambutan ako sa kanya pero di ko naman alam kung sirena sya, may itsura din si Wen,
Mahina pa kasi ang gaydar ko noon, syempre papausbong pa lang tayo noon at wala pang kamuwang-muwang sa mundo lol.

Minsan, habang nakaupo kameng tatlo sa gilid ng kalye kasama si Wen,
May dumaang bading, yung matangkad na bakla pero di naman pangit.
Nagbitaw ng salita si Red,
"Buti na lang walang bakla saming magkakapatid!" aniya.
"Pano kung meron?" batid ko.
"Papatayin ko!!!" sabi nya.
Tahimik lang si Wen noon habang nakikinig. Pano kaya kung matutuluyan si Wen?
Juice ko pano na ako magtatapat ng pag-ibig sayo kung ayaw mo sa bakla (landeeee)

Grade 6 na si Red noon at grade 5 na ako.
Eto ang pinaka di ko makakalimutang tagpo nung kasama ko si Red.
Naliligo kame ni Wen at iba pang kababata ko sa Irrigation.
Alam niyo naman irrigation diba? Sa di nakakaalam, eto kasi yung supply ng tubig sa mga palayan na galing sa ilog.
Gawa sa semento at malaki. Malinis naman ang tubig dahil galing ito sa ilog.

Dumating si Red, noong una ayaw pa maligo, pero dala ng pagkaiinggit siguro sa kasiyahan naming naliligo ay bigla syang nagtanggal ng damit.
Di na bago ang makita ko syang walang damit pantaas o nakabrief lang dahil madalas kameng naliligo na nakabrief lang.
Ayaw nyang mabasa ang kanyang brief kaya nag mala Gardo Versosa ito.
Hinubad ang kanyang short kasama ang kanyang brief.
Parang tumigil ang mundo ko noon. Ngayon ko lang nakita si Red na hubo't hubad, as in walang saplot.
Tuli na sya noon, may konting pubic hair.
Habang bumaba sya para maligo, talagang nakatitig ako kay junjun nya.
Kahit maliit pa noon eh syempre pag nakakakita ka ng private parts eh parang iba ang pakiramadam mo kahit bata kapa.
As in nalibugan talaga ako sa kanya noon.

2nd year High school na ng kinuha na sila ng magulang nya at doon na sa Maynila nagpatuloy ng kanyang pagaaral kasama ang kanyang kapatid. Umuuwi lang sya noon pag nagbabakasyon, nung namatay ang mga Lolo't Lola nya.

Hanggang ngayon pag nakikita ko sya sa FB, sobrang kinikilg pa rin ako (ano to PBB teens???)
Oo, pero last year inunfriend ko na sya. Di na kasi namamansin at may gf na sya.
Ilang beses na akong nangangamuzta pag online sya pero di man lang nagrereply.
Di ko naman kinukulit o palaging nangangamuzta, kasi ayoko rin ng ganun. Yung tipong kamuztahan lang.

Pero nakikita ko pa rin ang fb nya kasi di naman nakaprivate.
Naggygym sya. Parang lalo syang pumopogi sa paningin ko (panigin ko lng talaga noh).

Ang mas nakakaloka yung fb ni Wen yun kapatid nya, parang puro babae ata ang kasama nya sa mga pic at minsan may kasamang mga federasyon.
Kaya minsan napapaisip ako kung tama ba ang hinala ko nung bata pa kame ky Wen.

Eto na si Red ngayn, mas yummy na sya kesa noong nakita ko syang nakahubo nung naliligo kame.
Minsan iniisp ko na maliligo kame uli sa irrigation na naka hubo't hubad lang, hodeva para fiesta na.
Hayssss bakit ko ba inalis sa friend list ko sa fb, nahiya na akong i-add sya uli.

Red

Piktiyur Op Da Dey: Anton Del Rosario (Cosmo Bash 2012)

Piktiyur Op Da Dey: Anton Del Rosario (Cosmo Bash 2012): Ang lalakeng suki ng Cosmo

Piktiyur Op Da Dey: Vince Ferraren (@ Cosmo Bash 2012)

Piktiyur Op Da Dey: Vince Ferraren (@ Cosmo Bash 2012): Name: Vince Ferraren Nationality: Fil-Australian Height: 6"4 (Pag matangkad, malaki at mahaba daw!) Relationship status: In relation...


Photo credit to Rajo Laurel

Piktiyur Op Da Dey: Vince Ferraren (@ Cosmo Bash 2012)

Piktiyur Op Da Dey: Vince Ferraren (@ Cosmo Bash 2012): Name: Vince Ferraren Nationality: Fil-Australian Height: 6"4 (Pag matangkad, malaki at mahaba daw!) Relationship status: In relation...


Photo credit to JORY RIVERA OF OPMBl

Tuesday 25 September 2012

SUDDENLY IT'S MAGIC full trailer

Mga utaw gora na si Cinehan.

Si Fafa Mario palalaglagin ang fanty mo.





Piktiyur Op Da Dey ni Desert Boy: Hubad na Katotohanan

Piktiyur Op Da Dey ni Desert Boy: Hubad na Katotohanan

20 Reasons You Don’t Have a BOY FRIEND?

20 Reasons You Don’t Have a BOY FRIEND?????

by Mark Madrigal Lopez on SEPTEMBER 2012.







20 Reasons You’re Still Single. I was delighted to learn that there are apparently a significant number of men and women who want a relationship and need advice. The piece addresses a wide range of typical individual weaknesses, including questionable hygiene, douchebaggery and being “too nice.”

One of the premises of Hooking Up Smart is that in general, men are more interested in sexual variety than women, and therefore less interested in committed relationships. Individual preferences fall within a spectrum, but current relationship and cultural dynamics can be said to favor the male. Women need to be smart and strategic if they want to secure and maintain a satisfying relationship.

Many contributing factors have created “hookup culture,” where physical intimacy precedes emotional intimacy, which may or may not develop. While the odds may be against committed relationships, there are some happy couples to be seen around. Even at college, that Happy Hookup Hunting Ground, you see couples walking hand in hand. It happens.

Is it a matter of luck? Right place, right time? Or are there women who have a knack for bringing out the boyfriend in guys? None of us can control luck or timing. We can present our best physical selves by taking care of ourselves and taking pride in our appearance, but we can’t mess (much) with the genetic hand we’ve been dealt. That’s the bad news.

The good news is that we can control our behavior, and that can change everything! I’m not suggesting that you change to get yourself a man. I’m suggesting that there are certain behaviors that men, as well as discriminating women, find unattractive. In fact, there are certain behaviors that actually telegraph that you are not relationship material. Becoming aware of those behaviors, and getting rid of them, can be very powerful in changing the way that you are perceived.

My 20 tough love reasons for why you don’t have a BOY FRIEND...!!!!!

1. You’re needy.
You met him last weekend, he texted a few times, and now you just won’t leave the guy alone. You went from 0 to 60 in a few days. You’re already planning for next weekend. This is probably the #1 behavior that gets girls labeled psycho in the early days.



2. You like players.
You say you want a nice guy, but you fall for the same lines again and again. You can’t resist the bad boys, the ones who have dumped on other women. You think that you will be different, that nabbing a player will validate your feminine powers. But the player always wins, because the player always walks.





3. You’re a princess.
You want a man who will proclaim to the world that he is whipped as butter. He will worship the very ground you walk on. Trouble is, the only men who will happily inhabit a one-down position in a relationship have no balls. Do you really want a guy who will eagerly go to a bunch of chick flicks with you? Wouldn’t you rather accompany him to Transformers from time to time?

4. You flirt too much.
Flirting is an essential skill in any woman’s toolkit. It is meant to indicate to a guy that you are singling him out for special attention because you are attracted to him. If you flirt like crazy with every Y chromosome you encounter, it loses its effectiveness, and makes you seem “not very choosy.” Also, if you are spending time with a guy but can’t stand the idea of hiding your light under a bushel, he is not going to appreciate your flirting with other men. It makes him look and feel less manly, and awakens unwelcome feelings of jealousy.

5. You’re not in the game.
If you’re shy, reserved, or aloof, you are not approachable. Many beautiful women are ignored by guys because the odds of rejection are too high. You also telegraph likely rejection if you hold back. If you find a guy attractive, meet him halfway by signaling your interest with eye contact and a smile. If you know him, pay him some attention.

6. You’re too picky.
You want a guy who is well-educated, financially successful, handsome, funny, witty, generous, blah blah blah. You want a 10. Get realistic. How about well-educated, funny and generous? Or handsome and witty, but a poet, i.e. broke? Perhaps financially successful, generous and fun to be with, but never went to college? Keep an open mind when you’re sizing up men. Allow yourself to find the good.

7. You’re a Girl Gone Wild.
Stop dancing on tabletops when you’re drunk. In fact, stop getting drunk. Drunk is ugly. No one, male or female, ever became more attractive when they got drunk (beer goggles just fool you into thinking they did). When you are drunk, you say and do foolish things. Step away from the beer pong table. If you wouldn’t do it sober…then you really don’t want to do it at all.

8. You’re ditzy.
I once knew a very smart woman who exclaimed at a frat party that she thought Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon. I don’t know why some women love to get all girly and giggly. I suppose it makes them feel sexier, a la Marilyn Monroe. If you’re with a guy who wants his women stupid, you need a new guy. Lose the simpering act.

9. You’re a Mean Girl.
Seriously, stop being a bitch. I’ve heard guys speak in awe (and fear) of mean girls, but Chuck Bass is the only guy I’ve ever seen who really wanted to love one, and he’s fictitious. Sometimes, guys want to get with mean girls because they’re powerful, but that relationship isn’t about love.

10. You’re high maintenance.
You always feel slighted. He’s always saying and doing the wrong thing. Your feelings are constantly hurt, and he is constantly apologizing. Fighting all the time can be rewarding in the short-term, because it amps up the sexual tension for makeup sex, but ultimately it’s a total boner-killer.

11. You’re aggressive.
You act like one of the guys. You pursue, make moves, call the shots. You say that you’re a liberated woman, so you can grab whatever cock grabs your fancy. That will get you laid, but try to remember that it’s the male of the species that got the big dose of testosterone. That male is biologically programmed to seek his complementary opposite – which includes a much larger dose of estrogen. You can be strong, independent, and very, very female.

12. You’re self-absorbed.
You talk about yourself all the time. You talk about your ex all the time. You cry on his shoulder all the time when you don’t get what you want. You’re not really giving. You’re not emotionally engaged in a caring and generous way. If you’re not curious about him; if you are not hungry for details about who he is and what he’s into, then maybe he’s the wrong guy. Or maybe you’re the wrong girl.

13. You’re a homebody.
You’re not out there meeting new people every day. You are not going through each day looking to interact with and smile at attractive and approachable people. And by the way, get off the cell phone. The adorable guy behind you in line at Starbucks can’t say hi if you’re on your phone, plus he’s hearing you sound like a complete idiot with your BFF.

14. You’re too hard to get.
Yes, everyone likes a challenge. No one likes eager or desperate. But employing “The Rules” or some other silly tactic is just going to leave you solo. If he asks you out spontaneously for tonight, that’s a real invitation. If you are interested, accept. A guy’s suggesting a plan on the spur of the moment is not him treating you badly. It’s him expressing an interest in spending time with you. (Obviously, do the opposite of what I say here if it’s a booty call situation.)

15. Your number is too high.
OK, fine, you don’t want any guy who cares about how many people you’ve slept with. Problem is….that’s most guys. You don’t have to tell anyone your personal data. Just be aware that when you’re making the rounds within a certain community or group of friends, word gets out fast. I don’t think there has ever, ever been a guy who got laid and didn’t tell anyone about it afterwards. If your number is high and that fact is well known, you have every right to find a new pack of males and revirginate reinvent yourself.

16. You’re flaky.
A plan is a commitment. Don’t blow someone off when something better comes along. Don’t ditch him because your friend “really needs you.” Don’t double book yourself. Don’t be late. Don’t get drunk and not show. Women constantly complain that men aren’t reliable, but I’ve seen plenty of women flake out on guys.

17. You’re materialistic.
You know what? The best dates are cheap dates. In fact, I think the best dates I ever had were actually free dates. Cooking together. Hanging out. Taking a long walk. I met my husband in graduate school, and he was dead broke. He was paying his own way and had very little money. We’d only been together a month or so when my birthday rolled around. He gave me very inexpensive fun earrings, but what I remember is the card he made. All it said on it was: Head Over Heels. That was the best birthday gift ever.

18. You’re scared.
You’ve been burned before. You are understandably wary. This leads you to be withholding. He puts it out there, lays it on the line, and you just can’t reciprocate. You really like him, but you just don’t want to get hurt again. This means he knows up front that he will be the one to get hurt. No guy will stick around to watch that happen. You’ve got to find a way forward. There is no love for any of us without considerable risk, so do what you need to do to work through it.

19. You’re rigid.
You have plans for Saturday night, but his buddies are going to a game that night, would Friday be OK? You say, “No, you made plans with me first. And Saturday is date night.” He picks you up and mentions that one of his friends and his gf will be joining the two of you for dinner, if that’s OK. It’s not. You’re miffed that you two won’t be having a night alone. He wants to go to the party, you don’t. You grudgingly agree to go and stay for an hour. After an hour, you want to leave, he’s having a great time. You let him know that an hour’s up and it’s time to leave RIGHT NOW. Being rigid is largely about asserting control. That’s never a winning relationship tactic.

20. You’re a pushover.
You put up with all kinds of crap. You allow yourself to be booty called and stood up. You allow him to tease you in a not-affectionate way (comments about your weight come to mind). You allow him to pick fights, and then forgive him for flirting or hooking up with another girl in the two hours you were broken up. If you do not respect yourself, he certainly isn’t going to respect you, and your value in his eyes will tank.

Full disclosure? I’ve been guilty of at least six of these relationship killers, possibly all at the same time. Most of us can relate to at least a couple of them. If you can’t, ask a close friend to give you an honest assessment.
What I have found in my own life is that becoming aware of my behavior allows me to look at it objectively, and to begin to change, or even just “tweak” it.
Try a new approach, and see what happens. Can’t hurt!

Saturday 22 September 2012

Markki Stroem (Cosmo Bash 2012 Fiesta)

Sa lahat ng rumampa sa Cosmo Bash 2012,

Sya lang ang nagpanginig ng ingrown ko.












"Sex With My Son Is ORGASMIC" (WTF)

“I don’t care what the world thinks. Sex with my son is orgasmic - I can’t wait to be a mum again.”

“She’s a go-getter in bed. Anyone who says what we’re doing is wrong hasn’t had sex with my mum.”



Well di na bago ang ganitong balita, ang tikman ang sariling kadugo. Matagal na tong balita pero ngayon ko lng na-sight sa fesbuk.

Sabi nga ng iba, pano daw dumami ang tao sa mundo? Kung si EBa At Adana ay nagka-aanak, pano paparamihin ang lahi nila?

Well papel, wala akong alam sa mga ganyang history.

Pero ngayong overpopulated na at moderno na tayo. I think its very disgusting to have sex with your Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, some are their Grandmas and Pas and cousin.

Eh ano ba talaga ang feeling pag nakikipagtalik ka sa kadugo mo?

Without forcing of course, pag ginusto nilang dalawa, may love moment din kayang nararamdaman? I think so!

Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng libog, yung iba kahit aso sinasama sa kamanyakan. (at ako hindi? lol, malibog lang ako lol, magkaiba ba yun? lol)



Friday 21 September 2012

PODD (piktiyur Op Da Dey) ni Desert Boy

Hi guys. this is me Desert Boy blogger of this blog Desert Boy.
Yes, you are not lost I decided to create a new blog about pictures only.
Set aside ko na lang siguro yung isang blog ko as personal, I mean yung mga blog lang na nangyayari sa walang kawenta kwenta kong buhay.

And I noticed na masyado ng nagfa-flood ang mga PODD ko sa personal blog ko.
Para naman yung iba magfocus sa kwento ko not only in pictures I shared (PODD - Piktiyur Op Da Dey)
Sa ibang readers ko sa Desert Boy blog, aware na siguro kayo sa PODD ko.
Its more on Hot Pictures.

I will share picture mostly pinoy pictures, hot pinoy, local male celebrities, fashion, including hollywood also,
trending / viral pictures specially in social media sites. I will post also "Kakaibang Piktiyur".
I will try not to post bastos pictures, I mean like totally nude or frontal nudity. Para di tayo mablock at not all viewers ay gusto ang mga ganun litrato. Some viewers are still wholesome (Meganon tlaga???).

Yeah, kasi di porket malaswa ang mata mo eh pwede mo nang tignan lahat, (Ang gulo noh)
Maybe some pictures I will post eh nakita niyo na sa ibang site, let others see those pictures na hindi pa nakakita (bagong panganak??)
And just remind, na di ko pagmamay-ari ang mga picture na ipopost ko. Credit to the owner kung sino man sila, or I will put them as owner.

If ever you owned a picture that I will post, please message me na lang po here if you want me to remove (anonymousdessertboy@gmail.com), I will hear your voice.

Please follow this blog also and refer to your friends para marami tayong magpepiyesta sa blog na to.

Here's my blog's url http://cutedessertboy.blogspot.com/ and http://wafungpinoy.blogspot.com/

Please support me! (Ano to nagmamakaawa haha)






Thursday 20 September 2012

Cosmo Bash 2012 EXPOSED

Marami pang piktiyur ang aking nakalap sa Gugel mga parekoy.

Cosmo pa rin tayo and still nawindang pa rin kayo.

Itz Raining MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lalo na nung naexposed ang mga bagay bagay na di dapat makita.

Kaya mga parekoy!!! Itssssssss Party timeeeeeeee!!!!!!!








Credit po sa owners of thes pictures...di ko po to pag-aari.

Pancho Magno (Rumored Jowa ni Enchong)

Naloka ako sa Cosmo bash 2012, Malamang yung mga veks din jan.

Pero mas naloka ako sa bibig ni IC habang finifilm ang pagrampa ng mga voylets sa entablado ng cosmo.

Lalo na nung rumampa si Pancho Magno.

"Hoyyyy Pancho!!!!!!...........ahhhhhh rumored boyriend ni Enchong yan" IC MEndoza.

Cosmo Bash 2012  sa bandang 2:55 ata yun.

Pero mas naloka ako dun sa kasama ni IC sa cosmo, yung baklang mahabang buhok na mukhang kabayo hahaha.

Bad ko naman,...super...

Kaya naman research ko agad kung sino ba yang Pancho na yan at eto ang mga nakalap ko sa Gugel Krom.


Teka sino to?????

Ayyy Pancho Magno pala....








Wednesday 19 September 2012

Cosmo Bash 2012

Mga veks eto pa, para di na maghanap sa youtube, wala pa masyadong na-upload ang mga veks na dumalo sa event.



Cosmo Bash 2012 Finale AVP


Ayiiiiiiii kakapanindig balahibo.


Cosmo Bachelor Bash 2012 - The Becky Experience

Mga beks eto na ang most awaited event ng mga sirenas.

This video owned by IC Mendoza, I think so.

Bunganga talaga ni IC oh, listen carefully dito sa 2:55

"Hoy Pancho!!...Rumored jowa ni ano........ni Enchong Dee"

Kaloka ka IC, daming nagreact, sana inedit niyo haha.

At least may clue na kame kung sino.


BODD (Pamintang Durog ep 1: Ang Pag Amin)

Just watched this vid last night.

Ang cute!!

Nakakatawa pa.



PODD (Bench Universe 2012 Backstage)

Napulot ko lang sa fesbuk tru Elite Icon Page















These photos are not mine, credit to the owner

Monday 17 September 2012

Mr. Accountant (Padala mo, Sagot ko!)

Mahirap ang buhay dito sa abroad.
Kelangan din magipon, kahit malaki ang kita malaki rin ang gastos.
Akala ng karamihan pag OFW ka mapera ka.....no no no no...
Yun din ang akala ko dati, pero nung ako na mismo ang nandito sa abroad.
Diyos mio, halos wala pa akong ipon.
Lahat sa pamilya, padala dito, padala doon.

Ibang iba na talaga pag nasa abroad,
Kung dati di masyadong pinapansin ng mga friend, classmate at mga relatives mo sa fesbuk,
Ngayon namamansin na sila, lalo na pag pasko, yung iba size 11 daw, yung iba kahit Nike shirt lang daw.
Yung friend at clasmate ko naman dating isnabero / isnabera, ngayon namamansin na rin,
Ipasok ko daw sila dito sa work ko abroad.

Ngayon ako naman ang may karapatang maging isnabero hahaha.
Pagbukas mo pa lang ng fesbuk, ganito agad mababasa mo "Kuya mzta na? Okay ka lang jan? Nxt week pala bayaran na ng tuition fee namin, ingat ka lage :)"
"Tol may sakit asawa wala kameng ibang malapitan, hayaan mo makakabayad din ako sayo"
"Hey bro, penge naman me pang-apply, naubos na kasi yung pinadala mo dati, hirap mag-apply ngayon eh"
Sagot ko naman "Ngayon nararanasan mo na ang hirap mag-apply, eh kung di ka ba naman huminto sa college eh di nakapagtapos ka na? isang subject lang binagsak mo tapos lahat na ng sem ni-dropped mo?!"
"Pare, wag mo kalimutan yung inaanak mo ha, merry X mas" (Kahit November pa lang bumabati na)

Yung utol ko naman, " Tol balak ko mag-aral uli, kuha ako Electrical Engineering, baka pede mo ako tulungan"
Hayss pang ilang course mo na yan kapatid ko.
Yung ibang message, nakakatakot, yung iba may cancer, yung iba may tubig sa baga, yung iba may ibat ibang sakit.

Yung iba pinadalhan mo na lahat, di na nagpaparamdam, ni ha, ni ho, ala man lang THANK YOU.
Tapos pag gipit uli, mega message sa fb o inaantay  pag nakaonline online ko sa skype.

Kung dati ang breakfast nila, singanag, itlog, canton at hotdog, ngayon upgragded na.
Ganun pa rin yung nga lang ang gamit na pinggan at kutsara galing Saudi at kumikinang haha.
Kung dati Air cooler lang sa kwarto nila, araw-araw papalitan ng tubig, ngayon de AirCon na sila.
Kung dati 24 inches CTR type TV, ngayon Flat screen na.

At eto wala pang ipon, minsan nakakasawa na ang pumunta ng bangko para maghulog.
Nakakasuya na rin ang amoy ng mga ibang lahi na kahilera mo sa pila.
Nakakabulol na rin ang magsalita ng Arabic.

Pero sa kabila ng lahat, nagagawa ko paring ngumiti tuwing naghuhulog sa bangko.
Kahit sira araw ko minsan, makita ko lng sya okay na ako.
Bumigkas lang sya ng Asamalaykum (Hello/Peace  be w/ you) solve na.
Tawagan ko lang sya para tanungin magkano ang palitan, busog na ako.
Sya si Mr. Accountant 






Nakuwento ko na sya dati dito. Isa lang sya sa mga pinoy crushie ko dito sa gitnang silangan.
Sayang naman at may asawa kana.

Bidiyo Op Da Dey (MEMA'S ONE ERECTION PARTY)

Sa pinas ba to?





Saturday 15 September 2012

Ang Magnanakaw

Halaw uli itong totoong kwento nung high School pa lang ako.

Nawawala ang nakababata kong kapatid na lalake.
Kaya pinahanap ni Nanay sa nakatatandang kuya kong si Jeff.

Dapit hapon na kasi noon kaya nagalala na si Nanay sa kapatid ko kung bakit wala pa sa bahay.
Noong kasi pagpatak ng alas singko ng hapon dapat kompleto na kame sa loob ng bahay.
Pag may isang wala, agad hinahanap ni nanay lalo na samin mga lalake na puro loko-loko.
Kaya minsan palo ang abot kay Tatay.

Isang oras ng nilibot ni Kuya ang lugar namin para hanapin ang kapatid kong lalake.
Lahat ng kaibigan, kalaro nya napuntahan nya na, pati mga lugar kung saan sya pede makita.
Pati sila Nanay at Tatay nakihanap na rin.

Pag nagkataon na makita sya ni Tatay malamang palo ang abot ng kapatid ko.
Alas sais na ng gabi wala pa rin silang nakikita.
Noong panahong iyon, nasa tabi lang ako ng mga matatandang tagaroon na nagkukwentuhan.
Yun ang isang hilig ko ang makinig sa mga kwento ng mga matatanda samin.

Lalo na kung kababalaghan ang pinaguusapan nila, tuwang tuwa ako, pero paguwi na sa bahay kumakaripas ako ng takbo.
Habang nakaupo at nakikinig sa kwentuhan,
dumating ang kuya ko, hingal na hingal.
May binulong sya kay Tito Roger, na parang naalarma sila.
Di ko alam kung ano sinabi ni Kuya kay Tito at dali dali silang naguwian.
Curious naman ako, kaya nagtanong ako sa isang kasama ko, kay Kuya Eric.

Sabi ni kuya may nakita daw si kuya Jeff na magnanakaw sa may canteen doon sa eswkelahan namin habang hinahanap nya ang kapatid ko.
Katabi lang kasi namin ang school. Bumalik sila Tito Roger bitbit ang Samuray, yung iba, nagdala ng malaking bato bilang armas sa magnanakaw.
Yung iba naman dos por dos at Arnis,
Ako naman dala dala ang isang natatanging hawak ko.
Ang pagiging USISERO, hahaha.

Mga anim kame sumugod noon, kasma si Kuya Jeff, dalawang tito ko, at iba pa.
Agad namin tinungo ang canteen nila Tita Maye sa loob ng eskwelahan.
Pero nagplano sila, na palibutin ang canteen habang dahan-dahang lalapit dito.
Para kameng mga tigre noon na nagha-hunting ng pagkain.
Dahan-dahan ang yapak. habang palapit ng palapit.

Madilim na noon kasi mga 6-7pm na, wala pang ilaw.
Positive may nasilaan kameng tao na nakadapa na parang may dinudukot sa ilalim ng canteen.
Biglang nagsalita si Tito Roger at sumigaw.

"Hoyyyyy anong ginagawa mo jan??"

Tahimik lang ang tao at mukhang nagulantang samin. Di namin masyadong maaninag ang mukha.
Di pa rin bumangon ang lalake kaya inilawan ni Kuya Eric ng flash light.
Sobrang nagulat kame sa nakita namin. As in pers taym ko makakita ng ganoon noon.

HOMAYYYYGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hindi pala sila magnanakaw hahahahahaha.
Ang mama may kasamang gerlalu na hubot hubad. Caught in the Act ang mga itey.
Gumagawa pala sila ng milagro sa gilid ng canteen ni Tita Maye.





Ang buong akala ni Kuya magnanakaw sila at parang may hinuhugot as ilalim ng canteen haha.
Yung dalawang magpartner di pamilyar samin. Kaya pinagsabihan na lang ni Tito na sa susnod wag gumawa ng milagro doon kung di ipapabarangay nya.

Haysssss sa isip isip ko noon bakit di na lang namin pinanood ang gingawa nila haha.
Umuwi kame ng tawa ng tawa sa nangyari.

Pagdating namin sa bahay andun na rin yung kapatid ko na kanina pa hinahanap.
Di pala sya umalis, nakatulog sya sa aming bubong, may pahingaan kasi kame doon.


The End.